Homer

Age: 36

Weight : Between 239 and 260 pounds

Occupation: Safety inspecter, sector 7G, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.( Holds plant record for most years held at an entry-level postion.)/ Worker drone

Favorite Foods : Donuts, pork rinds, steak, pork chops, chippos, honey roasted peanuts, and bulk seafood.

Favorite Beverage : Duff

Favorite Pastime : Watching TV drinking Duff

Favorite Store : Kwik-E-Mart

Says : "Mmm..." when tempted and "D'oh" when mad

Marge

Age : 34

Familial role : The thread that holds the Simpson family together

Famous for : Marshmallow squares

Occupations : Carhop waitress, worker at nuclear power plant, strikebreaking teacherat Springfield Elementary, Springfield police officer.

Hair dye : blue #56

Admirers : Moe, Mr. Burns. Flash Baylor, Artie Ziff

Turn-ons : Homer's "Mr. Plow" Jacket, and having her elbows nibbled.

Favorite singer : Tom Jones

Bart

Age : 10

Personality : Clever, irreverent, devious, school-hating, underacheiver.

Discoveries : A comet that nearly destroyed Springfield, and blinky the three eyed fish

Abilities : Possesses a huge repertoire of practical jokes and methods of revenge, with antics ranging from vandalism to international fraud, prank calls to Moe's Tavern are a specialty

Idol : Krusty the Clown

Past loves : Laura Powers, and Jessica Lovejoy

Lisa

Age : 8

Role in the family : Moral center and middle child.

Plays : Saxophone,and occasionally the guitar

Once called herself : "The saddest kid in grade number two"

Obsession : Ponies

First word : BART

First crush : Substitute teacher Mr. Bergstrom

Second crush : Nelson Muntz

Perpetual crush : Several actors named Corey

Maggie

Age : 1

Monetary value : $847.63 ( according to the supermarket scanner)

Role : Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child

First word : Daddy

Dexterity : Low, falls over often

Only true enemy : Gerald, the uni-browed kid